>
 

 
 

Comestible Therapy By Opie

I am an independently self-certified comestibles therapist. My work aids the digestion of unsavory situations, facts that are hard to swallow and bittersweet memories. If your sweetheart left a bad taste in your mouth, let me help it pass. I can dump them in return, in a sense.

I graduated high school in 2010. In 2005, I was considered for top distinctions in local process optimization and building investment fields.

On weekends you can find me throwing the Frisbee around with my six wonderful partners on our Vermont homestead.